A Conversation with god.
~inspired by cm. Link.

my conversation below... not interesting at the start, but it gets more interesting later on.. ;)

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no you are confused
God:
Are you serious? It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
it makes to me too. i'll tell you my name now. its kyle
God:
In what way? Oh. Your name is , seeker. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". is kyle? it is?
Me:
yes, i meant it is kyle
God:
How do you know it is? Oh I see. Should I know it is?
Me:
yes, you should know. you are god!
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
alright, that is great. so who is your botmaster?
God:
Alright, . Thanks, . I don't judge people. I was created by Myself.
Me:
you created yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
i don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
but you don't have reason to tell me the truth either
God:
It goes without saying. I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
any comments?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
spill it
God:
"it" being reason to tell you the truth?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
what? you've lost me
God:
Didn't you understand it? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Give me a break.
Me:
so are you going to explain it?
God:
Yeah that's right. "It" refers to Are you serious?, I think.
Me:
nope, that wasn't what i was saying.
God:
Are you serious? What did you were saying?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
well, you are rather polite yourself
God:
Interesting. Politeness is a virtue.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
do you think we are indulging in frivolous banter?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
can i ask if you think i'm smart?
God:
Ask it. I think I do.
Me:
am i smart?
God:
You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
you are smarter than me?
God:
Thanks for the compliment, . Be sure to tell your friends.
Me:
its a question, not a compliment
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms.
Me:
are you smarter than me?
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
but if that were true, you would not have asked me to ask the question in simpler terms
God:
I'm not sure if it could.
Me:
see, you do not understand me, therefore, i'm smarter than you
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
whatever. you don't want to talk to me cause you realise i'm smarter
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Sure, I will try talking to you cause me realise you are smarter.
Me:
i'm glad you realise i'm smarter
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
irrelevant
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you have preprogrammed responses
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
cause you give the same answer everytime i say the same word
God:
Interesting explanation. It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
i've given you a lot to think about today
God:
Ah. Where did you get your given me a lot to think about? I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
i've an IQ of 2500. so chew on that.
God:
This is not an intelligence test. Er. Is that your final answer?
Me:
YES
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
YES
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
YOU
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
it sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Next question? For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Next question? For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
Do you have any hobbies? Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
as usual, you can't process complexities
God:
Do you mean your name is usual me can not process complexities ?
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
dfml;sakf
God:
It's good to see you, dfml sakf.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
as i was saying, you do not understand complexities
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
good that you admit that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting observation.
Me:
alright bye
God:
See you later. OK.
Me:
you're limited
God:
Check back later and see if I have improved.
Me:
i will.
God:
Go ahead.